Complete, Total Audacity
Okay, now this one's almost too funny to be believed. Overweight inmate Broderick Lloyd Laswell has filed a prisoner civil rights lawsuit against his jailers for not feeding his big self enough. That's right, coming in at 413 pounds, he is now down to a measly 308 based on the bad prison food he is receiving, which isn't enough to sustain his bulk. He wants the prison to fry him up two pounds of bacon and 18 eggs for breakfast like his mama did, 6 packages of bologna and 2 packs of cheese with white bread and a whole jar of mayonnaise and 6 bags of greasy potato chips for lunch, and 4 buckets of fried chicken with 12 pounds of mashed potatoes and gravy, 3 whole pies and a gallon of ice cream for his suppa'. That's what he's used to, by George, and as a law-abidin' free white man goddam it that's what he needs in jail!!!!
Just finished reading a story on AOL about the 2008 Coachella Valley Music And Arts Festival . Wow, such non-news. So many pictures of Sienna Miller. Who exactly is the girl, and why the f*ck is she dominating the festival? I understand that she's a Brittish actress but I can't honestly name a single thing she's been in that I've seen or admired, and I'm a hard-core movie-loving-Netflix-wh*re.
Abrubt change, I have to comment on the "media's" back-stabbing change of heart on our next President, Obama. Makes me want to roll my eyes real hard, how stupid they are, all turning on him, as if they get to determine how we vote in the long run. It's laughable, isn't it? Ha Ha!!!!Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!! These simpletons actually believe that, what they say matters, that all of the sudden America is going to change how they feel because they have written some negative stories and posted questionable polls! Haa! Ha! Makes me want to go pee. On a newspaper. Or someone's toes.
I shouldn't say that it doesn't matter to everyone, because as we thinking people all know, the knuckle-draggers are content to let others do their thinking for them and unfortunately, they get to vote. However, we have to fight the good fight, be stoic and let the dufus media run their course. They will see come Indiana, won't they?
Okay, now this one's almost too funny to be believed. Overweight inmate Broderick Lloyd Laswell has filed a prisoner civil rights lawsuit against his jailers for not feeding his big self enough. That's right, coming in at 413 pounds, he is now down to a measly 308 based on the bad prison food he is receiving, which isn't enough to sustain his bulk. He wants the prison to fry him up two pounds of bacon and 18 eggs for breakfast like his mama did, 6 packages of bologna and 2 packs of cheese with white bread and a whole jar of mayonnaise and 6 bags of greasy potato chips for lunch, and 4 buckets of fried chicken with 12 pounds of mashed potatoes and gravy, 3 whole pies and a gallon of ice cream for his suppa'. That's what he's used to, by George, and as a law-abidin' free white man goddam it that's what he needs in jail!!!!
Just finished reading a story on AOL about the 2008 Coachella Valley Music And Arts Festival . Wow, such non-news. So many pictures of Sienna Miller. Who exactly is the girl, and why the f*ck is she dominating the festival? I understand that she's a Brittish actress but I can't honestly name a single thing she's been in that I've seen or admired, and I'm a hard-core movie-loving-Netflix-wh*re.
Abrubt change, I have to comment on the "media's" back-stabbing change of heart on our next President, Obama. Makes me want to roll my eyes real hard, how stupid they are, all turning on him, as if they get to determine how we vote in the long run. It's laughable, isn't it? Ha Ha!!!!Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!! These simpletons actually believe that, what they say matters, that all of the sudden America is going to change how they feel because they have written some negative stories and posted questionable polls! Haa! Ha! Makes me want to go pee. On a newspaper. Or someone's toes.
I shouldn't say that it doesn't matter to everyone, because as we thinking people all know, the knuckle-draggers are content to let others do their thinking for them and unfortunately, they get to vote. However, we have to fight the good fight, be stoic and let the dufus media run their course. They will see come Indiana, won't they?
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