Monday, November 26, 2012

Chris Brown Allows Himself to be Goaded Into Losing His Mind Publicly, Again

This morning I read about Chris Brown deleting his Twitter account after losing his mind publicly, in cyberspace, on comedy writer Jenny Johnson. Some of the headlines bring to mind a big black he-monster attacking a poor defenseless white woman, headlines like “Chris Brown Attacks Female Comedy Writer,” and “Chris Brown Deletes Twitter Account After Vulgar Exchange with Female.”

To be sure, the exchange was nasty and vulgar, but it certainly wasn’t one-sided. She is no innocent bystander. She has been attacking him for years (since the Rihanna incident), and is pretty vulgar herself, spending her time attacking “celebrities.” Whatever works for you, I guess. But when you go online and write mean things about an emotionally immature person, knowing that he has a short fuse, don’t play victim when he explodes. It was, in my opinion, a fair fight. Ultimately, she won, because she got him to explode, but please. She is nobody’s victim here.
 
The exchange (with our commentary in italics):
 
@JennyJohnsonHi5: I know! Being a worthless piece of shit can really age a person. RT @chrisbrown: I look old as fuck! I’m only 23…

@chrisbrown: @JennyJohnsonHi5: I know! Being a worthless piece of shit can really age a person. :take them teeth out when u Sucking (notice the capitalization of “Sucking,” that’s an important word for him!) my dick HOE.

@JennyJohnsonHi5: It’s “HO” not “HOE” you ignorant fuck. (that’s right – if you are going to use slang, make sure you use it correctly.) RT @chrisbrown: take them teeth out when u Sucking my dick HOE.

@Chrisbrown: @JennyJohnsonHi5: I should fart while ur giving me top. “Seize the day” #CarpeDiem (teenage boy humor…)

@JennyJohnsonHi5: Your mom must be so proud of you. RT (Chrisbrown: @JennyJohnsonHi5: I should fart while ur giving me top. (Wow, now she’s really hitting below the belt, bringing his Mama into it..)

@chrisbrown: @JennyJohnsonHi5: see..I don’t even have to tell u what u already know. Thanks HO! #bushpig (well, at least he cleaned up his slang.)

@JennyJohnsonHi5: http://t.co/WpuEMPOP #SuckIt RT @chrisbrown: @JennyJohnsonHi5: see..I don’t even have to tell u what u already know. Thanks HO! #bushpig

@chrisbrown: @JennyJohnsonHi5: mom says hello…She told me not to shart in ur mouth, wanted me to shit right on the retina, …#pinkeye (Wow! He’s really ratcheting up the playground fight here!)

@JennyJohnsonHi5: YOU FLIRT!!! RT @chrisbrown: @JennyJohnsonHi5 mom says hello… She told me not to shart in ur mouth, wanted me to shit right on the retina,

@chrisbrown: Let me leave this bitch alone… It’s good to know my worth by listening to a bitch that is worthless! #iwin #bushpigswag (now, that’s confidence!)

@JennyJohnsonHi5: Okay. I’m done. All I got from that exchange with Chris Brown is that he wants to shit and fart on me.